The hair cut

For those who was born around the year of  70's to 80's, for sure they will familiar with ANEY's or mamak's hair cut style. During that time lots of barber shops was owned by the Indians or mamaks. My father will took me to the shop for each time my hair look long messy. I hate to cut my hair because after it was cut my face will looked more like a soldier. Not just that, I need to sat without doing nothing on the crappy chair for about half an hour. It was pretty damn long..urgghhh.

Tell you the truth, I had faced an awful incident that then haunted me for each time I made my step into the ANEY's (barber's). That bloody moment scene can’t simply expel from my bloody brain because the bloody incident happened right in front of my very eyes. You know what, while I’m waiting for my turn at ANE's, suddenly the blood splashed on my face followed with tremendous screaming sound. The ANEY was miss cut, He cut the innocent kid lobe right in front of my eyes. It so damn scary and until now it haunted me badly. That’s the real reason why I hate to cut my hair at ANEY's. In my head I had figure out some equation here

ANEY + scissors = Edward scissors hand = damn spooky

damn scary..the sound of the scissor can really kill me

a kid + adult hand + scissor = horrendous

(for me this pic is so damn scary seriously)

In my secondary school time, my problem solved, I  went to the saloon at Pekan PD for each time i wanted to cut my hair, I can choose what fashion I wanted to but of course it cost me more.

Wakkaka..ni paling tak boleh lupa…I asked the amoi to cut my hair.

Amoi : macam mana potong?

Me : potong sloop dalam pnya amoi..rambut atas jangan kasi usik ha..(Trend zaman tu)

Amoi : OK

After it was done, I’m happy with the new hair cut. I went back home and walked just right in front of my mom. Jalan pelan2…mak aku dah jerit…Ya Allah, ape dah jadi dengan rambut ko ni? Bla bla bla bla bla pot pet pot pet.. 

I can’t stand with the bebelan from my mum much longer,

I walked out from the house and called my friend,

Me : bro ade mesen rambut tak?

Syuk : ade2x…

Me : jom botak…nak SPM dah ni..wakakakka

Syuk : jom..aku ajak geng2 lain.

I went to his house and gondol my kepala.wakkakaka ... me, shuk, joe, mail, wan bunge and pejal laya.  It was 6 of us.

Next day my botak team was called by the principle of my school.

Principle : korang join skin head ke?

Geng budak botak : mana ade cikgu, kiteorang azam nk study rajin2 ni..spm dah dekat..ringan sikit kepale ni..

Principle : ooo bgus la camtu..harap bukan bende lain la ye.

huahua..By being botak at school it will make you famous among teachers. I don’t know why, maybe it will make your face look terrible & horrible like a pirate atau lebih tepat, macam penyangak. Thats why my teacher Cikgu Roslina labeled us as, hantu skolah, geng botak chin etc etc,

Not just that, on that evening, I went to my ex girlfriend house intended to borrow something from her. From her face I know that she was horrified with my new look. When I called her on that night, she asked me “ kenape botak? Buruk…”

Theres nothing I can say....Wakakka aku botak sangat kelakar ok..

That was the first and the last time for me to gondol my head. For sure theres NO for a second time...full stop..


You know why am I writing all those lame story on my bloody blog?

Actually a week ago I went to One Utama with my wife. We just had some walked to kill some time together but not for shopping because my wallet has been killed by our marriage things. We decided to draw out some money and queuing at ATM machine to buy some foods. There was one female Chinese in front of us with her weird hair cut.  Maybe this kind of hair cut fashion is the latest for the youth nowadays. Maybe for them its look gorgeous and awesome, but for me it seem like her hair is wrongly cut or something and its look weird freaky goofy. I’m starting to wonder how much they pay for this kind of ridiculous hair cut

mak die tak marah ke, ke memang salah potong?tak malu ke kluar gi OU?
mesti di cakap "amoi saya mau sloop dalam senget belah kiri ok"
pic taken by me...:P
what ever it is, she looks more like hell to me.

Too much money will turn people into The bloody fashion victim.

Don’t try this at home: I surreptitiously took her picture with my iphone (damn I still don’t know how to mute the sound when capturing a picture on iphone. It’s pretty annoying me while sneaking)

just wonder, will my hair look like this if im not cuting it for years? its look like a harry potter's broomstick isnt it?
pic taken by the ugly me :P

 no money will turn people into..... ???erkk harry potter's broomstick??

omg please donate now for me....

p/s : I dont know why I love to use "bloody" on my writing at present....damn lah bloody Ryuji!!
tribute to geng botak 

a day before spm exam took place..some of geng botak..