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ADDICTED to....

define :  DOTA
dota is...

D - Dunia
O - Orang
T - Takde
A - Awek

This game is quite famous among my friend because:

1- when we were a student.

• its OK no money to buy some foods , we still got DOTA meh..its more important
• its OK no Aweks, DOTA still better ma
• Final exam tomorrow?no problem man..always get ready..tonight we DOTA in hell!!
•  AWEK lari, kesepian?...tak de hal la..DOTA is a cure for everything..awek tak penting..DOTA lagi penting
• wei carry mark dah keluar!!!....argghh pedulik lah carry mark, DOTA ade hero baru keluar ke?
• Esok ade kelas pukul 8 pagi..Malam ni DOTA sampai pagi..esok kite ponteng...

in the order word. kiteorang memang gile isim kat DOTA.

but when the result came out..

• SHIT MAN..kalau gua tak DOTA GUA dah anugerah DEKAN dah!!<-- ayat biase dari mulut member-member.
• Gua ingat nak berenti DOTA la pasni (nada sedih)<--- stock ayat budak fail paper.
• aku nak uninstall DOTA malam ni gak!!! <--ayat aku paling top..
• azam sem ni..aku attend sume kelas..no ponteng <---ayat aku gak..
• buat poster baik lekat kat dinding <---GUA tak mo main DOTA..GUA nak gi KELAS..GUA tak mo PONTENG lagi<---poster aku gak ni!!

tak sampai seminggu insaf..rumah sewa aku kembali ceria, terang balik di waktu pagi sampai kesubuh..sebab budak budak tak tido main DOTA lagi..

repeat paper semester lepas??ape ada hal...semester ni amik balik..time ni da jadi otai..tak study pon boleh score..

tapi aku DOTA macam orang gile pon..degree tak pernah repeat beb..sume B ngn B+ je..kalau dapat A pon 1 je la aku ingat subject multimedia..tp kalau C tu ade gak 2 kali dapat..subject DATABASE yang memang aku tak suke..tapi sekarang kerje Database pulak...isk2x..and 1 lagi 3rd language 1 level..akibat kejutan budaye : aku dapat C...2nd lvl 3rd lvl B+ beb..wakakka

Akibat DOTA ramai member member aku kecundang ditengah jalan..atau dalam bahase kasarnye DISMIS..

kelas aku makin lame makin sikit orang..Junior & Senior aku tak payah cakap la..kalau da tak nampak muke tanpe salam terakhir tu..maksudnye hilang akibat dismis lah..malu nak salam member-member.tak pon tak nak member tau ke DISMISAN mereke..nanti dorang insaf so tak leh DISMIS same-same..CIS..

DOTA - THE GATHERING

its been a year since im quiting DOTA after got married. i think most of my friends did the same things.

like what my friend IKMAL said - " cukup lah degree aku da jadi taik DOTA..." <---ayat ayat taubat nasuha..

i pon taubatan nasuha jugalah kan...setaun tak main..

but last month, because of 1 bloody sensitive word "NOOB"..i installed DOTA on my PC

TEPET : noob jom DOTA

MEGAH : noob..nak pawn noob ni...

you know NOOB is such a taboo word for DOTA players..seriously!!

lagi BENGANG beb..aku di panggil noob dengan NOOB + FEEDER zaman aku berdota dulu.baru level 1 die dah tank tower..lvl 2 ajak roshan....tu aku install terus..

As a result...hari hari aku DOTA-- siot addicted balik..deymiitt..

last but not least

MY WIFE : frust abg main DOTA balik T_T

as a conclusion

i just figure out why i play DOTA back, and i got the answer...

dah kawin tak de awek..so still can dota what??

im sorry dear..

:D

Good Luck Malaysia!!

Last week I went to SBJ for final first leg between Malaysia and Indonesia. that was great to see Malaysia won it with a dramatic goals.


The second leg will be held at Bung Karno stadium Indonesia. let see what we can do there. I hope we will win there too and STFU the Indonesian. As what we know the most of bloody fanatic Indonesian are failed to use their brain well.


hey Indon.. Dont you think we are smart? yes we are!!
hey Indon...if you think our team are weak, we will prove you re wrong!!tonight!!at your home ground!!we will bite you off to the ground!!


Alfred Riedl : your team cant win tonite Gopal
Raja Gopal : (smile)


Raja Gopal : Team!! Whats your profession????
Malaysia Team : KILL!!! KILL!! KILL!!!
Raja Gopal : get ready your self cos tonite we will dine in Hell, we will eat the poor Garuda again!! 
Malaysia Team : Huaaahhhggg!!!


Alfred Riedl : Run indonn runnnn....please bring your passport olso...:D
Bomoh : OMG passport gue expired sudah...waduhhh!!!


Raja Gopal : GO TIGERS!! kill them all!! we come and WE CONQUER!!
Malaysia Team : AUUMMMMMMMMSSSS!!!!

The hair cut

For those who was born around the year of  70's to 80's, for sure they will familiar with ANEY's or mamak's hair cut style. During that time lots of barber shops was owned by the Indians or mamaks. My father will took me to the shop for each time my hair look long messy. I hate to cut my hair because after it was cut my face will looked more like a soldier. Not just that, I need to sat without doing nothing on the crappy chair for about half an hour. It was pretty damn long..urgghhh.

Tell you the truth, I had faced an awful incident that then haunted me for each time I made my step into the ANEY's (barber's). That bloody moment scene can’t simply expel from my bloody brain because the bloody incident happened right in front of my very eyes. You know what, while I’m waiting for my turn at ANE's, suddenly the blood splashed on my face followed with tremendous screaming sound. The ANEY was miss cut, He cut the innocent kid lobe right in front of my eyes. It so damn scary and until now it haunted me badly. That’s the real reason why I hate to cut my hair at ANEY's. In my head I had figure out some equation here

ANEY + scissors = Edward scissors hand = damn spooky

damn scary..the sound of the scissor can really kill me

a kid + adult hand + scissor = horrendous

(for me this pic is so damn scary seriously)

In my secondary school time, my problem solved, I  went to the saloon at Pekan PD for each time i wanted to cut my hair, I can choose what fashion I wanted to but of course it cost me more.

Wakkaka..ni paling tak boleh lupa…I asked the amoi to cut my hair.

Amoi : macam mana potong?

Me : potong sloop dalam pnya amoi..rambut atas jangan kasi usik ha..(Trend zaman tu)

Amoi : OK

After it was done, I’m happy with the new hair cut. I went back home and walked just right in front of my mom. Jalan pelan2…mak aku dah jerit…Ya Allah, ape dah jadi dengan rambut ko ni? Bla bla bla bla bla pot pet pot pet.. 

I can’t stand with the bebelan from my mum much longer,

I walked out from the house and called my friend,

Me : bro ade mesen rambut tak?

Syuk : ade2x…

Me : jom botak…nak SPM dah ni..wakakakka

Syuk : jom..aku ajak geng2 lain.

I went to his house and gondol my kepala.wakkakaka ... me, shuk, joe, mail, wan bunge and pejal laya.  It was 6 of us.

Next day my botak team was called by the principle of my school.

Principle : korang join skin head ke?

Geng budak botak : mana ade cikgu, kiteorang azam nk study rajin2 ni..spm dah dekat..ringan sikit kepale ni..

Principle : ooo bgus la camtu..harap bukan bende lain la ye.

huahua..By being botak at school it will make you famous among teachers. I don’t know why, maybe it will make your face look terrible & horrible like a pirate atau lebih tepat, macam penyangak. Thats why my teacher Cikgu Roslina labeled us as, hantu skolah, geng botak chin etc etc,

Not just that, on that evening, I went to my ex girlfriend house intended to borrow something from her. From her face I know that she was horrified with my new look. When I called her on that night, she asked me “ kenape botak? Buruk…”

Theres nothing I can say....Wakakka aku botak sangat kelakar ok..

That was the first and the last time for me to gondol my head. For sure theres NO for a second time...full stop..


You know why am I writing all those lame story on my bloody blog?

Actually a week ago I went to One Utama with my wife. We just had some walked to kill some time together but not for shopping because my wallet has been killed by our marriage things. We decided to draw out some money and queuing at ATM machine to buy some foods. There was one female Chinese in front of us with her weird hair cut.  Maybe this kind of hair cut fashion is the latest for the youth nowadays. Maybe for them its look gorgeous and awesome, but for me it seem like her hair is wrongly cut or something and its look weird freaky goofy. I’m starting to wonder how much they pay for this kind of ridiculous hair cut

mak die tak marah ke, ke memang salah potong?tak malu ke kluar gi OU?
mesti di cakap "amoi saya mau sloop dalam senget belah kiri ok"
pic taken by me...:P
what ever it is, she looks more like hell to me.

Too much money will turn people into The bloody fashion victim.

Don’t try this at home: I surreptitiously took her picture with my iphone (damn I still don’t know how to mute the sound when capturing a picture on iphone. It’s pretty annoying me while sneaking)

just wonder, will my hair look like this if im not cuting it for years? its look like a harry potter's broomstick isnt it?
pic taken by the ugly me :P

 no money will turn people into..... ???erkk harry potter's broomstick??

omg please donate now for me....

p/s : I dont know why I love to use "bloody" on my writing at present....damn lah bloody Ryuji!!
tribute to geng botak 

a day before spm exam took place..some of geng botak..

TKO (tranungkite) = shit?

My friend text me last night..

Moy : bro check it out, got something for you. [link].. it will really pissed you off
Me   : WTH, its time for sleep liao..I need to work tomorrow kanasai!.
Moy : No You must see it first. lolx..this is the real LULX of the day.

guess what had I found?

LULX! My picisan blog link has been published there. wait!!I,m not happy just because of that!!To tell you the truth, for me this is the forum that I hate the most. It contained a lot of non-quality articles that can really messing up your brain. Not just that, most of the forumers there are totally shit, too fanatic and bias to a certain type of political view. They fight for the checks and balances government but its look like that their side are too angels. A bunch of fitnah forumers there are writing based on the mere hearsay and of course they pressing the keys on the keyboard with their lunatic emotions. I dont mind even my article being opposed but at least deny it with a fact. Pity them, they are too childish and immature.  Im laughing like crazy when reading those replies.

1 blood shit

2nd blood shit

3rd blood shit!!

I think maybe their brain are failed to function well due to overdose swallowing "pil kuat" like hell. hhahahha..

Now I know how can Obefiend easily pranked RPK. Its not a suprise, even their god (RPK) can easily  got pranked, same goes to his fanatic pencacai...

READ

the reliable sources???the reliable shit??hahahah
Thats what we call an extravaganza LULX...