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The pieces is fading away blues

I woke up this morning with a heavy head, in half assleep I take a moment to muse (only suparman can did that). I jump off from my bed and washed my ugly sleepy face. The ugly me has been suck up by the flow of water trough the sink.brushed my teeth and im looking at the mirror and tell my self to smile even it just a fake.Its time to let my hard disk rest in peace lolx..no need to cry over the spilled milk.its time to pick the pieces of memory back to be my precious collections again.

At my office i sat and open up my laptop. while it tried to load the OS, i get my iphone from my pocket and checked my facebook like usual. live feed is the features of facebook that i like the most. i go trough to find out what everybody is doing and of course sometimes got funny vids attached by them. it really kick out the blues out of me for sometimes.

But today i was tagged by my friend on the pictures of him. it really made my heart jump out and smack my mouth to put a pure smile on my face once again. i found again some of missing pieces. i giggled when i saw ugly immature face of me yet again. I really glad even its just a small part of the pieces that is missing.

Damn man, I cant stop laughing when I saw my own face there.

Study group 

gamba ketika zaman geng jiwang..haha

Sadness is all over me...

huh.. its already 2.00 am but i still try to do some writing.

i tried to wrote something on this wall before, but nothing was going trough my head. i like to sleep even i had enough sleep, im taking a nap frequently at my office even im not tired with my works. as the conclusion reach on my head - im lazy. something not right with me. im easily feeling tired.

im feeling hopeless, my world has become more chalenging as for now im missing my good old days as a kid, my happy hour time as a kampung boy. im missing my school life, im missing my campus life. each time im trying to close my eyes, i still can remmember well how my college room look a like. still remmember how everytime i got hungy in the midle of the night. i and ude will wait my roommate zaid to fall as sleep.when he slept, i will slowly stole meggie mee on his wordrobe and ate it with a nasty smile on my face. but when the morning comes, i woke up, i jump from my bed and open my drawer to get some cigarete and waiting for a good time to make a confession with zaid. " zaid aku dengan ude curi meggie ko semalam... ". i did that regularly and i knew zaid was angry with both of us, because he was a meggie kipas susah mati and me and ude like to stole his favaurites.lolx.but he cant do noting because im a dictator in my room. more than that my roomate is more like a brothers to me.

seriously i miss everything on my past. the thing that turn me mad is because my hard disk got crashed, lots of memorable things in that. ohh where can i get back the Top of the world song that has been sang by me?where can i get back those pic that has been missing?urrgghh the freaking crappy vids too..damn.

.i dont want to forget my past..i want to keep it in my head until i die...its so sweet for me. seriously..
hopefully my wife and friend still got the copies...isk2x

hai bengangnye hardisk Rosak...

"Politics" as a new mandatory subject at schools

I think the government should better make "Politics" as a mandatory subject at schools. So students can get the right information from the certified teachers rather than a bunch of useless certified FITNAH teachers.

Perihal pelajar dengan ustazahnya di sekolah

SAYA merupakan seorang pelajar di sebuah sekolah milik kerajaan di Selangor.

Saya ingin bercerita tentang seorang ustazah di sekolah saya yang tidak habis-habis bercerita fasal politik.

Pernah suatu hari kami belajar tentang dosa-dosa besar, antaranya ialah zina, khalwat, maksiat dan hukumnya rejam sampai mati.

Kemudian dia kata, "mengapa kerajaan tidak buat hukuman ini? Sebab kalau dia buat dia kena dulu, orang macam dia memang selalu main perempuan..."

Kemudian dia mempersoalkan macam mana pemimpin itu mempunyai wang yang besar dan mencerca para pemimpin UMNO.

Mengucap saya dalam kelas mendengar ustazah ini menuduh macam orang kena rasuk.

Kemudian dia mengharamkan segala duit cukai yang kerajaan ambil dari dia sebab duit itu semua masuk perut Perdana Menteri, tidak cukup lagi dengan 'cerita hantu' dia yang memang hangat dia marah pula kenapa keluarga dia di Kelantan tidak mendapat peruntukan masa banjir tapi orang lain dapat.

Persoalannya kenapa dia tak tanya Nik Aziz?

Begitulah selesainya belajar bab maksiat, zina, khalwat dengan ustazah itu pada hari tersebut.

Keesokan harinya belajar fasal liwat, tiba-tiba ada seorang rakan sekelas saya terlepas sebut kes liwat itu membabitkan seorang pemimpin pembangkang.

Amboi, tahu pula marah ustazah itu apabila kita kaitkan pemimpin itu dengan liwat.

Kemudian dia cakap, "kamu jangan menuduh orang, besar dosa tuduh orang."

Ustazah itu menuduh orang lain tidak fikir pula?

Saya tahu semua yang dia cakap fasal pemimpin negara itu auta saja.

PELAJAR SELANGOR

More about unifi...

Superb jokes by the malaysian. Does unifi pakages look too expensive to malaysian? Ohhhh Emmmm Gyyyyyy..sound gay rite?..they must be joking or something. 52% (the majority) from 4415 voters said that unifi packages are too expensive for them?Dont they know what is the different between 1mb and 10mb?whats IPTV stands for? So now who should we blame? for me we should blame the product`s name itself. unifi is something "ah qua", penis-less, dick-less and bla bla bla that cant carry the superb image of it`s packages. People out there will think that unifi is another siput babi product, same class/standard with WiMax, maxis BEROKband and others.

example 1

anak : bapak jom kite pasang unifi. ade TV, Internet, talipon..pakage 2 die 199 je bapak..

bapak : dah2 jangan nk mengade2..mahal gile tuh..199..rumah kite sume dah ade..astro ade..talipon ade..WiMax pon ade..penat2 ayah "potong"..takkan nk pasang balik..Cis bedebah..

anak : .....(blur)...bapak tau ke unifi tu ape?

bapak : cis unifi tu macam WiMax gak la..nk main intenet.tak pon maxis berokband..

anak : ......(blur lagi)

(i have just been informed by his mother that her son did suicide after ran away from his house because he cannot stand to stay forever in siput babi age)

So i still want to stress my feeling that im sick when looking at unifi promotion`s banner!!it doesn't look superb for me even tho i know that the product`s itself have it value. "unifi" cant really describe the great performance of the product. it doesn't show any evolution & transformation of the technology that has been implemented. "uni" = "one" "FI" = "Fiber"?? 1fiber?? 1malaysia??
does TM marketing people really play their roles?

sickly disappointed!!

to 10% people who didn't want any improvement for the speed of their connection..feel free to subscribe maxis BEROKband, or WiMax..and wish you happy playing solitare or pacman.. zaman siput babi is still the best for you...

p/s : to choose a superb product name is the first step of successful marketing plan.. if you fail to choose, it doesn't mean that your product fail,but the next step could be harder!
credit to lowyat.net for poll result pic.

Unifi

Unifi?

ape tu unifi? semase di launching oleh TM bulan lepas. aku blur2 je tengok banner unifi.Dalam otak aku tepikir... TM bukak universiti baru ke? universiti di Filipino? errkkk..rupenye setelah mendapat emel broadcast dari pihak tertentu baru aku tau inilah product TM yg baru untuk project HSBB (high speed broadband)..CIS bedebah..aku sangat tak puas hati dengan name itu...(lalu menumbuk ke langit 2 kali seperti rudeboy rooney).

Sebelum ni aku ade masuk pertandingan menamekan project HSBB ni. Antare name yg aku bagi adelah

1-StreaMAX

2-MAxiMaX (maximum speed)

3-Evostream (streamyx evolution)

4-EvoTime

5-perforMAX

6-evoSpeed

7-Speedymax

8-EvoSpeedo

9-Myxevo

10-Evolyx

11-Optimax

12-Optimyx

13-Evomax

14-Hi-stream

15-MaxStream

16-Maxspeed

Kah3 Kah3 Kah3..mungkin name yang aku cadangkan agak lucah bnyinya lalu direjek ke dalam tong sampah oleh pihak2 yg bertanggung jawab..tapi bile dengar name unifi..erkkk..aku macam tak puas hati gak..sbb aku harap die ade name lagi gempak dari name yg aku cadang kan..CIS bedebah..bagi aku name Unifi ni adelah setaraf dengan name2 sampah yang aku cadangkan di atas. CIS bedebah lagi!!ape yang merisau kan aku..takut nnt ade makcik2 atau pakcik2 datang membawa result SPM anak2 mereke dengan harapan dapat mendaftar masuk anaknye ke dalam unifi yang dianggapnye universiti TM..

Ape itu unifi?

mengikut emel yang aku terime Unifi bermaksud UNI= "satu" dan FI = "fiber"..bagi aku name yang kurang sesuai dan tak setaraf dengan kehebatan HSBB yang pertame kat malaysia ni..CIS bedebah..bunyi yang agak lembut jika di pronounce kan secare pondan..tak setaraf dengan name WiMAX yang lagi angkuh bunyi dia even service tak bagus mane pon..even kalo nak dibanding kan dengan ROTI "High 5" pon bunyi unifi masih kurang gahnye..aku lagi respek pade orang yang memberi name Streamyx sebab bunyi streamyx bukan saje gah..tapi bile di pronounce kan secare pondan atau ape care skali pon..masih nmpak gah, sebutan lancar melambangkan kelajuan dan prestasi yang smooth.

ape ade dlm unifi ni?

seperti yang aku katekan tadi. Unifi ni bukan lah sebuah universiti baru. Tapi adalah product baru keluaran TM yg menawarkan pakej 5mb , 10mb ,dan 20mb (buat stakat ini) kepada pelanggan2. pakej yg memang gempak kalao nak dibandingkan dengan WiMax ibarat siput babi dengan The Flash. kalau dulu dia punya eklan gempak2 untuk menghasut pelanggan TM "potong" Streamyx dan talian tetap..kini rasenye TM dah boleh menghasut pelanggan Wimax untuk "mencampak" WiMax kedalam jamban atau ke sungai atau kedalam lori sampah.tapi TM sebuah company yang dipelopori melayu. iklan yang penuh sopan santun selalu di keluarkan even WiMax telah memijak2 kan kepale TM. CIS Bedebah..tapi dibalas pulak TM dengan eklan yg agak pondan dan awww nyah.. aku harap lepas ni kalau ade yang membuat eklan kurang ajar keatas product TM.pihak TM akan membalas dengan kejam hingga membuat CEO-CEO mereka menempah keranda dan menerjunkan diri beramai2 kerana tak tahan malu sambil kagum dengan unifi. (kalau aku ade chance sumbang idea buat eklan..kan bgus).


Bagus ke unifi ni?

Cis..sudah gerharu cendana pula..kalau dah 10mb mmg berdesup la pegi nye..pakej yg datang dengan IPTV, VOIP,DATA kalau nak dibandingkan dengan WiMax..mmg tak payah banding la..buat malu WiMax Je. Tapi sekarang performance pon tengah mantap sbb tak byk user lagi. tapi aku rase akan terus mantap semantap angelina jolie atau halimah jongang atau sahabat karibnye fatimah juling..aku brani cakap die mantap sebab member aku yang belagak dan angkuh dan mendabik dade yang bername khairi a.k.a ustad pelaq serta pakatan taliban beliau ikmal telah menggunakan nye..dan beliau sangat angkuh lalu meng-tag rakan2 yg masih mengunakan product2 yang noob seperti gambar rajah dibawah..

ini menyebabkan saya tak berpuas hati dengan nye lalu mengeCIS bedebah ko ustad!!"lalu mengfitnah beliau ade scandal dengan awww si lembut yg selalu membuat kan teh untuknya di office..tapi rase tak puas ati tu masih ada lagi..di sebab kan sentul tak de coverage unifi lagi and buat mase skarang hanye ade kat kawasan2 shah alam,bangsar,ttdi damansara, subang...aku amat bengang..di khabarkan pihak TM bahawa unifi akan available kat sentul pada Q4 taun ini iaitu bersamaan bulan 10 ke bulan 12 ini.aku akan tunggu dengan penuh bersabar dan hensem..cis BEDEBAH..

1 bende yang aku tunggu ialah IPTV.tak ade lagi org buat IPTV ni kat malaysia sbb connection di zaman siput tak mampu menampung requirement bandwitdh untuk iptv. Di kabarkan pihak TM ,5mb sekurang2nya untuk IPTV. dengan adenye IPTV ni nanti.Astro tak lagi memonopoli sebab da kompem2 IPTV lagi power dr TV satelit yang kalau hujan lebat atau awan tebal boleh menyebabkan siaran kegemaran anda terganggu.aku sangat anti ASTRO sbb mahal dan haram jadah..naik kan bil sesuke hati..cis bedebah!!harap kemunculan IPTV dapat mencemaskn keadaan Astro yg selalu angkuh itu.

Kesimpulannye even aku menyampah dengar name unifi, tapi aku yakin unifi ni kompem2 power gile dari yang lain setakat ini.dah lame kite hidup di zaman siput..kini da tibe masenye kite hidup di zaman the flash.kalau TM keluarkan product baru..aku akan cuba masuk pertandingan lagi dengan menamekan nye dengan name2 yang lagi ganas dan black metal agar TM lebih angkuh di persada dunia IT..

p/s : Artikel ini di tulis kerana agak bengang dengan khairi a.k.a Ustad pelaq begitu juga dengan sekutu rapat beliau ikmal noob yg menunjuk2 unifi yg telah subscribed oleh nye di FB beberapa minggu yg lalu..CIS Bedebah..

back to the office by bus - (habis cuti skolah)

im a loser in bustle of metropolitan city,
poisoning my self with a cup of caffeine...
sleepy...sleepy...sleepy
why we have 5 days for weekdays...
it so cruel for me...OoooOoooOoo...
noting to say...but i got an idea...
best thing to do at the office...
its the best place to....
ZZzZZzzzZZz.......ZZZzzzZZZzzZZzz...

dont try this at your office if you are coward!

p/s : sleep at work is something madness.. and everyone must try it!!its better to sleep rather than doing noting. because sometimes madness will proving how genius and creative you are to survive...lolx