Plagiarism - the translator

The Google translator is really something!!

Last night my friend buzz me because he spotted something that can be considered as a LULX of that day.

he told me that my bloody article has totally been plagiarized by someone and he gave me the link. I checked it and I found that his blog was daily updated. thats the easiest way to daily update your blog, simple.. just be a plagiarist.

I took an hour to complete my writing, but he just took a minute to copy and paste my article, clicked the translate button and published it on the blog.

now i wonder, is someone admiring my writing even for me it contains with full of shit?lolx.. if he admires me, he will put a link to link back my article to my bloody blog. but hes not! it means that he plagiarized my work. By all mean, my work has been totally plagiarized by using the free translator tool on the net. It looks more freaking bloody shit when it is in malay.

at least modify it first to make it look proper so no body will wink at our bahasa ibunda...

http://crafvity.com/blog/menulis/bisnes-melayu-vs-bisnes-cina/

not just that he copied all comments for this article and put it in a different post.....

http://crafvity.com/blog/menulis/komen-bisnes-melayu-vs-bisnes-cina/

The hair cut

For those who was born around the year of  70's to 80's, for sure they will familiar with ANEY's or mamak's hair cut style. During that time lots of barber shops was owned by the Indians or mamaks. My father will took me to the shop for each time my hair look long messy. I hate to cut my hair because after it was cut my face will looked more like a soldier. Not just that, I need to sat without doing nothing on the crappy chair for about half an hour. It was pretty damn long..urgghhh.

Tell you the truth, I had faced an awful incident that then haunted me for each time I made my step into the ANEY's (barber's). That bloody moment scene can’t simply expel from my bloody brain because the bloody incident happened right in front of my very eyes. You know what, while I’m waiting for my turn at ANE's, suddenly the blood splashed on my face followed with tremendous screaming sound. The ANEY was miss cut, He cut the innocent kid lobe right in front of my eyes. It so damn scary and until now it haunted me badly. That’s the real reason why I hate to cut my hair at ANEY's. In my head I had figure out some equation here

ANEY + scissors = Edward scissors hand = damn spooky

damn scary..the sound of the scissor can really kill me

a kid + adult hand + scissor = horrendous

(for me this pic is so damn scary seriously)

In my secondary school time, my problem solved, I  went to the saloon at Pekan PD for each time i wanted to cut my hair, I can choose what fashion I wanted to but of course it cost me more.

Wakkaka..ni paling tak boleh lupa…I asked the amoi to cut my hair.

Amoi : macam mana potong?

Me : potong sloop dalam pnya amoi..rambut atas jangan kasi usik ha..(Trend zaman tu)

Amoi : OK

After it was done, I’m happy with the new hair cut. I went back home and walked just right in front of my mom. Jalan pelan2…mak aku dah jerit…Ya Allah, ape dah jadi dengan rambut ko ni? Bla bla bla bla bla pot pet pot pet.. 

I can’t stand with the bebelan from my mum much longer,

I walked out from the house and called my friend,

Me : bro ade mesen rambut tak?

Syuk : ade2x…

Me : jom botak…nak SPM dah ni..wakakakka

Syuk : jom..aku ajak geng2 lain.

I went to his house and gondol my kepala.wakkakaka ... me, shuk, joe, mail, wan bunge and pejal laya.  It was 6 of us.

Next day my botak team was called by the principle of my school.

Principle : korang join skin head ke?

Geng budak botak : mana ade cikgu, kiteorang azam nk study rajin2 ni..spm dah dekat..ringan sikit kepale ni..

Principle : ooo bgus la camtu..harap bukan bende lain la ye.

huahua..By being botak at school it will make you famous among teachers. I don’t know why, maybe it will make your face look terrible & horrible like a pirate atau lebih tepat, macam penyangak. Thats why my teacher Cikgu Roslina labeled us as, hantu skolah, geng botak chin etc etc,

Not just that, on that evening, I went to my ex girlfriend house intended to borrow something from her. From her face I know that she was horrified with my new look. When I called her on that night, she asked me “ kenape botak? Buruk…”

Theres nothing I can say....Wakakka aku botak sangat kelakar ok..

That was the first and the last time for me to gondol my head. For sure theres NO for a second time...full stop..


You know why am I writing all those lame story on my bloody blog?

Actually a week ago I went to One Utama with my wife. We just had some walked to kill some time together but not for shopping because my wallet has been killed by our marriage things. We decided to draw out some money and queuing at ATM machine to buy some foods. There was one female Chinese in front of us with her weird hair cut.  Maybe this kind of hair cut fashion is the latest for the youth nowadays. Maybe for them its look gorgeous and awesome, but for me it seem like her hair is wrongly cut or something and its look weird freaky goofy. I’m starting to wonder how much they pay for this kind of ridiculous hair cut

mak die tak marah ke, ke memang salah potong?tak malu ke kluar gi OU?
mesti di cakap "amoi saya mau sloop dalam senget belah kiri ok"
pic taken by me...:P
what ever it is, she looks more like hell to me.

Too much money will turn people into The bloody fashion victim.

Don’t try this at home: I surreptitiously took her picture with my iphone (damn I still don’t know how to mute the sound when capturing a picture on iphone. It’s pretty annoying me while sneaking)

just wonder, will my hair look like this if im not cuting it for years? its look like a harry potter's broomstick isnt it?
pic taken by the ugly me :P

 no money will turn people into..... ???erkk harry potter's broomstick??

omg please donate now for me....

p/s : I dont know why I love to use "bloody" on my writing at present....damn lah bloody Ryuji!!
tribute to geng botak 

a day before spm exam took place..some of geng botak..

Sidang Dewan 1 - Tajuk : politik di malaysia

--persidangan bermula

me: http://ryujiblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/new-subject-at-schools-politics.html
me: lawak..
Miyabi: hmm politik
Miyabi: mat mongol and team
Miyabi: macam2

--Miyabi menunjukkan rase tensen beliau dengan keadaan politik di Malaysia..lalu memasang lagu rusty cage untuk menenangkan fikiran beliau

azimar76: ni semua gara2 Al-Juburi
Miyabi: kadang2 menyampah gak
Miyabi: semalam kat parlimen, baru opening dah nak bertekak.. mcam budak2..
me: ustazah ajar agame tp die pon tak sedar die dah jadi bodoh sbb politik

nzuhdi: fuck politic. anarcho-punk FTW!
nzuhdi: ustazah tuu emosional..
nzuhdi: normal laa
azimar76: tulah pasal bila jadikan agama sebagai alat untuk mencapai matlmat
azimar76: bila orang lain sibuk dok kriti...
azimar76: bila kena btang hidung sendiri tahu pun emosional

-- azimar76 memarahi mereka2 yang emosional manakalah nzuhdi masih lagi memegang prinsip anachi beliau.beliau mmg punk anarcho yg sejati..lalu menumbuk monitor tanda protes.

Miyabi: "I think the government should better make "Politics" as a mandatory subject at schools. " - ryujibelog. - I will oppose cause it will be non-equal, more towards to who govern. berat sebelah. kekadang pihak govt takleh harap gak :P

--Miyabi membantah Tuan Speaker dewan dengan kritikan yg membina..beliau masih marah dengan politik malaysia masa kini..agaknya lagu rusty cage tak dapat menghilangkan rasa marah beliau..lalu Tuan Speaker memberikan lagu Dont tell lies dendangan Siam Shade dengan harapan beliau bertenang

me: hahah dari bdak2 dapat cerite merepek..baik kene tipu ngn govern
me: cite tak logik je..
me: dlu ustazah aku kate mahathir pakai jantung robot ptt die da mati..
me: dlu kecik2 aku percaye..da besar aku rase ustazah aku bodoh

--Tuan speaker dewan menceritakan sedikit sebanyak kisah hidup beliau ditipu oleh ustazah satu ketika dahulu..Tuan Speaker rasa tertipu..

Miyabi: lol
nzuhdi: hahahaha
Miyabi: polis kata jangan, hafiz.

--Miyabi sekali lagi memberi warning..menyebabkan Tuan Speaker menjadi seram

me: lagi 1 dlu die kate mahathir ade hospital sendri..tiap2 bulan amik darah budak kecik ganti darah die..
me: wakkaka
me: polis kata jangan = paklah

--Tuan speaker membidas Miyabi walaupun dalam takut2 dan terus menyalahkan Pak Lah

Miyabi: so, skola aku FTW
Thadjul Ariffin: ini..ini..bodoh
nzuhdi: A'ahh. aku ade dengar gak.

--YB Thadjul tetibe je masuk campur sebab tak tahan dengan cerita Tuan Speaker..beliau menghentak2 meja beberapa kali kerana tidak puas hati

me: bodoh gile dorang name cikgu tp pecaye bende bangang camni
me: hahha
me: mangse = bdak2 kecik

--Tuan Speaker Dewan amat takut dengan YB thadjul lalu membuat kesimpulan dari cerita beliau.
Sidang Ditutup

P/s : arrgghhh ade exam this Friday tapi sibuk chatting ?wad de fish???

"Politics" as a new mandatory subject at schools

I think the government should better make "Politics" as a mandatory subject at schools. So students can get the right information from the certified teachers rather than a bunch of useless certified FITNAH teachers.

Perihal pelajar dengan ustazahnya di sekolah

SAYA merupakan seorang pelajar di sebuah sekolah milik kerajaan di Selangor.

Saya ingin bercerita tentang seorang ustazah di sekolah saya yang tidak habis-habis bercerita fasal politik.

Pernah suatu hari kami belajar tentang dosa-dosa besar, antaranya ialah zina, khalwat, maksiat dan hukumnya rejam sampai mati.

Kemudian dia kata, "mengapa kerajaan tidak buat hukuman ini? Sebab kalau dia buat dia kena dulu, orang macam dia memang selalu main perempuan..."

Kemudian dia mempersoalkan macam mana pemimpin itu mempunyai wang yang besar dan mencerca para pemimpin UMNO.

Mengucap saya dalam kelas mendengar ustazah ini menuduh macam orang kena rasuk.

Kemudian dia mengharamkan segala duit cukai yang kerajaan ambil dari dia sebab duit itu semua masuk perut Perdana Menteri, tidak cukup lagi dengan 'cerita hantu' dia yang memang hangat dia marah pula kenapa keluarga dia di Kelantan tidak mendapat peruntukan masa banjir tapi orang lain dapat.

Persoalannya kenapa dia tak tanya Nik Aziz?

Begitulah selesainya belajar bab maksiat, zina, khalwat dengan ustazah itu pada hari tersebut.

Keesokan harinya belajar fasal liwat, tiba-tiba ada seorang rakan sekelas saya terlepas sebut kes liwat itu membabitkan seorang pemimpin pembangkang.

Amboi, tahu pula marah ustazah itu apabila kita kaitkan pemimpin itu dengan liwat.

Kemudian dia cakap, "kamu jangan menuduh orang, besar dosa tuduh orang."

Ustazah itu menuduh orang lain tidak fikir pula?

Saya tahu semua yang dia cakap fasal pemimpin negara itu auta saja.

PELAJAR SELANGOR