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Thursday, January 20, 2011

ADDICTED to....

define :  DOTA
dota is...

D - Dunia
O - Orang
T - Takde
A - Awek

This game is quite famous among my friend because:

1- when we were a student.

  • its OK no money to buy some foods , we still got DOTA meh..its more important
  • its OK no Aweks, DOTA still better ma
  • Final exam tomorrow?no problem man..always get ready..tonight we DOTA in hell!!
  •  AWEK lari, kesepian?...tak de hal la..DOTA is a cure for everything..awek tak penting..DOTA lagi penting
  • wei carry mark dah keluar!!!....argghh pedulik lah carry mark, DOTA ade hero baru keluar ke?
  • Esok ade kelas pukul 8 pagi..Malam ni DOTA sampai pagi..esok kite ponteng...
in the order word. kiteorang memang gile isim kat DOTA.

but when the result came out..
  • SHIT MAN..kalau gua tak DOTA GUA dah anugerah DEKAN dah!!<-- ayat biase dari mulut member-member.
  • Gua ingat nak berenti DOTA la pasni (nada sedih)<--- stock ayat budak fail paper.
  • aku nak uninstall DOTA malam ni gak!!! <--ayat aku paling top..
  • azam sem ni..aku attend sume kelas..no ponteng <---ayat aku gak..
  • buat poster baik lekat kat dinding <---GUA tak mo main DOTA..GUA nak gi KELAS..GUA tak mo PONTENG lagi<---poster aku gak ni!!
tak sampai seminggu insaf..rumah sewa aku kembali ceria, terang balik di waktu pagi sampai kesubuh..sebab budak budak tak tido main DOTA lagi..

repeat paper semester lepas??ape ada hal...semester ni amik balik..time ni da jadi otai..tak study pon boleh score..
tapi aku DOTA macam orang gile pon..degree tak pernah repeat beb..sume B ngn B+ je..kalau dapat A pon 1 je la aku ingat subject multimedia..tp kalau C tu ade gak 2 kali dapat..subject DATABASE yang memang aku tak suke..tapi sekarang kerje Database pulak...isk2x..and 1 lagi 3rd language 1 level..akibat kejutan budaye : aku dapat C...2nd lvl 3rd lvl B+ beb..wakakka

Akibat DOTA ramai member member aku kecundang ditengah jalan..atau dalam bahase kasarnye DISMIS..
kelas aku makin lame makin sikit orang..Junior & Senior aku tak payah cakap la..kalau da tak nampak muke tanpe salam terakhir tu..maksudnye hilang akibat dismis lah..malu nak salam member-member.tak pon tak nak member tau ke DISMISAN mereke..nanti dorang insaf so tak leh DISMIS same-same..CIS..



DOTA - THE GATHERING

its been a year since im quiting DOTA after got married. i think most of my friends did the same things.
like what my friend IKMAL said - " cukup lah degree aku da jadi taik DOTA..." <---ayat ayat taubat nasuha..

i pon taubatan nasuha jugalah kan...setaun tak main..

but last month, because of 1 bloody sensitive word "NOOB"..i installed DOTA on my PC
TEPET : noob jom DOTA
MEGAH : noob..nak pawn noob ni...

you know NOOB is such a taboo word for DOTA players..seriously!!

lagi BENGANG beb..aku di panggil noob dengan NOOB + FEEDER zaman aku berdota dulu.baru level 1 die dah tank tower..lvl 2 ajak roshan....tu aku install terus..

As a result...hari hari aku DOTA-- siot addicted balik..deymiitt..

last but not least

MY WIFE : frust abg main DOTA balik T_T

as a conclusion
i just figure out why i play DOTA back, and i got the answer...

dah kawin tak de awek..so still can dota what??

im sorry dear..

:D


Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Bahagia dunia dan Akhirat

Last week Dato Hassan Din bagi ceramah dalam TV,

kalau nak bahagia di dunia dan Akhirat, dalam sehari ada 24jam, maka bahagikan 1/3 untuk dunia, 1/3 untuk manusia dan 1/3 lagi untuk Allah...insyaAllah bahagia dunia dan akhirat katanya yang berdasarkan petikan dari ulama tasauf.

maknanya 24jam bahagi 3 = 8 jam

8jam = untuk Dunia
8jam = untuk Manusia
8jam = untuk Allah


simple calculation but it kept me wondering that day...
hmmm...

how about if we are about to die/just die when spending our time untuk manusia atau dunia?
there is something behind that should be well interpreted, mungkin masa tak cukup untuk dia perjelaskan benda ni kot

lillahi taala..is what we need in everything we do everyday
kerana Allah taala..merangkumi semuanya..

8jam + 8jam + 8jam =24 jam
24 jam = 1hari
1 hari = lillahi taala
1 hari untuk mengingat Allah bukan saje dalam solat. tetapi dalam segala hal.

berkawan kerana Allah, membantu kerana Allah, bekerje kerana Allah dan lain-lain lagi..

so terfikir lagi..
Mampukah aku..
hmmm

Ya Allah jangan lah kau matikan aku dalam keadaan kufur dan tidak beriman...amin.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Movie Malaysia Haram jadah?

its hard for me to daily update my blog, but im always trying to and of course it depend too much on the level of kemalasan of mine. it has been 3 years i do blog, now I know the hard way as a writer. I think im not a good writer because for me all article written is just containing with full of shit. im not intended to be a good writer who has a thousand of fanatic followers who are addicted to the writing. Actually i do writing on my oh bloody oh blada blog is just for fun. This is the way on how i kill my free time or this is the way on how i bore my self to sleep, so it can stop me from hanging out because im too energetic and like to waste the money in the wallet.

not just that, in my childhood, i was infamous among my teachers who hate my handwriting, (like i told you here) and from my previous writing I already mentioned, during that time im the biggest loser among the losers at school who hate English subject. I hate to submit my writing because i know my teachers hate my handwriting PLUS I hate to write something in english because i totally suck in it. so what am i doing right now on this bloody blog? what am i doing right now? am I writing something???do my eyes deceive me??what a surprise!!yess!!the bloody me is writing right now.

Ok cut, no time for this crap anymore.

Ok lets get to more serious topic.based on the topic above..(lolx actually aku tak de idea nak letak tajuk untuk entry ni). from now on, i will declare a war to the Malaysian film industry. seriously if theres a new Malaysian movies coming out on the cinema I WONT buy even a single ticket, i will rather to watch the pirate one that i download from the net. (buat pe nk beli kat cina jual CD..dorang lanun yang kaye, so biar kite jadi lanun yang miskin).or its more better not watching all this creepy junk movie.

wahh marah betul ni..but i have several reason on why im doing this kind of shit.
as a kaki wayang for sure i got my own taste for the film. gila ke hape tak sayang negare ke?pengkhianat?padulik ape aku..da lame aku support tapi tak improve...

last time i went to cinema for malay movie -jangan pandang belakang . for me it quite scary la...boleh la kan...but its been a years man!! producers neh pantang bagi sambutan kat movie die, sampai kiamat lah dieorang buat movie seram.. no improvement, no passion. ex : today launching the new jangan pandang belakang, if they recieved a warm welcome from the malaysian there will be 90% chances that you will be served by another same genre movie, maybe jangan pandang depan pulak lah...recycle movie brape juta kali tah!!! amik ko kat mstar HERE


patut ke aku lempang awek tu atau lempang hantu tu???
wahh ni betul punye marah? mana tak marah..skang TV penuh dah dengan cite hantu!! demmit lah..i pray for the next P Ramlee. the passion, creativity etc on work man..stakat fikir untung je baik tak payah!!pastu tak malu ajak orang tengok wayang, suruh support..if you do business, you persuade your customer to buy your product because of the quality of your product, but if your products is suct and you ask people to support your product, you are not a bussiness man dude.. you just do beggars things..nothing much. same macam jual tisu je duduk and harap orang beli, padahal orang beli sebab kesian...not because of your products is good..like what i said before, they are lucky because the malaysian is generous. murah hati gila tak hinggat.sampai kadang-kadang diperbodohkan je aku rase....so korang lucky la sangat..

marah lagi neh..last month i went to kenduri tahlil, i saw lot of kids playing there. suddenly one of the kid screamed like hell. it look more like he got possessed by the Ginnie of something ghosy. guling-guling macam tenggiling dah..the guest there just watched the kid and unexpectedly another kid came and smacked the kid with his palm and screamed out the kalimah 'laa ila haa illAllah'. selamber je budak yang guling2x tu bagun tegelak2x macam langsuir lak...punye la seronok..aku lesing karang..hhahaha.so childrens nowadays not playing hide and seek anymore yeahh..dammit..
so what need to be highlighted here is!!movies play roles in childrens development. so the producers need to give some cooperation to help them to develop well and healthier. terlampau banyak sangat cerite macam ni sampai budak-budak pon cite-cite nak jadi bomoh?WTH man!!i dont want to see the generation of uncle seeker man!! come on dude!!so please la gune la otak skit..
idola anak kecik masa kini..demmitt..

theres several things that makes me hate malaysian movies. the sound system, graphic etc are sucks! i cant imagine if they come out with a blue ray one day?will you buy it to watch bulu hidung jalaludin hasan in HD?more clear right? kulit licin and jerawat lisa surihani is available to watch in blue ray mode demiit..parut jerawat farid kamil in HD??must buy ok I pakse you all tawww!!

but deep inside my heart i still want to see the malaysian film industry will come out with a good shot movie, we smack down the holiwudd with our own movies, more creative, canggih manggih, hensem bergaye, CGI kaw2x, etc. so i will give my bet on KRU production and Abang Aflin kita. i will support their movie even the CGI standard is still low if compared to the holiwuuuud standard. at least there is an afford to develop the industry. Cicak man, cikak man 2, etc, i can see the different man, i can see their passion that resided in that movies. For Afdlin he did the best, movie-movie yang ade nilai murni, seronok. tak terpengaruh dengan movie hantu bangang producers lain. so i will go to cinema for their movie for sure..i will give my good support. for me they DO business!!

i hope one day i can see 3D movies from the Malaysian that has a same standard with avatar etc..

so i repeat!!I will declare a war on them. boycott time beybeh...but who is me to declare a war on them???lolx...hoho who cares at least i know to spend my money for something worth it. my money is not for something junk or rubbish things.ok tak marah-marah dah..:D

p/s entry di ubah tajuk akibat terdownload cite senario based on komen satu blog..kate movie ni best..tapi sebenarnye TAHI..haha

Monday, January 3, 2011

Welcome 2011

2011 is just a number..nothing much to story about, but it will be valuable if we decorate it with something. so we have 365 days to make sure our 2011 will be as good as what we have planned.

so let start this from now. dont let your past fail you. dont give up on what have you failed to accomplish last year.

get back up and be strong.
get your self ready..
Never give up and say die..we are on war, its useless to pull the trigger to put a bullet in your head while the enemy still freely breathing. cewahhh.

hmm... by the way its already 4th January
and it is Tuesday???

Tuesday???hmmm...why dont  we just call it a day??still ok rite? we still got another 361days left. lolx..

p/s: miss my weekend oredi la...cant imagine world without weekend..but its fine if there is no weekdays...lolx.




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